Don't Scream Too Loud When Having SEX!

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Why?

Because people can misunderstand and think you're being raped.

That's exactly what happened in Connecticut, where a group of teenagers misunderstood a woman's screams during sex and stopped what they thought was an assault. They beat up the woman's companion. (I read this in today's The Star newspaper).

My goodness. Imagine how loud the woman must have screamed - so loud that the neighbours could all hear. And I thought only pornstars screamed like that.

So girls, if you need to scream, make sure the room is sound-proof. And guys, if your woman screams, ask her to shut-up - or you may be bashed!